wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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