We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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