3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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