I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
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Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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