I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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