turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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