There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
