Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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