these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
pop tarts are not kleenex
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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