HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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