We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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