Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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