Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
if only i could text you this smell
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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