I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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