Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
