Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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