I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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