I heard we made out
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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