I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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