The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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