Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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