Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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