Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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