I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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