So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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