it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Why is your signature on my underwear?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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