Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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