Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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