I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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