so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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