i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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