Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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