he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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