Non-Jews are for practice
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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