So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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