pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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