this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
God I need to hump something, right now.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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