I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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