so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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