You can't motorboat a personality
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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