That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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