That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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