i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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