How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Can you bring me the toilet please
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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