Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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