I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize