I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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