I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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