Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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