It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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