The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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