I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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