at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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