Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
She's JV to your varsity
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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